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Excellent Dweebery: What your favorite classic NES video game says about you. →
Metroid: You have killed a mosquito with hairspray.
The Legend of Zelda: You have carried a piece of string cheese behind your ear for a whole day.
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link: You have used an oversized licorice whip as a jumprope.
Castlevania: You have killed a fly with an algebra test.
Super Mario Bros.: You have hit a wiffle ball with a skateboard deck.
Super Mario Bros. 2: You have hit a moth with a tennis racquet.
Super Mario Bros. 3: You have attempted to carbonate milk.
Tecmo Bowl: You have attempted to skateboard while wearing roller skates.
Duck Hunt: You have injured yourself trying to drink out of a sprinkler.